introductions;

nigahiga - skitzo : introductions [ script as heard in the video(: ]

Ryan ; Hey guys, thank you all for coming. I brought you all here for a reason but first, let's introduce ourselves. My name is Ryan and let's move on with you..

R-Dizzle ; * Stares * .. What?

Ryan ; Why don't you introduce yourself?

R-Dizzle ; Why don't you?

Ryan ; I. Just did, weren't you listening?

R-Dizzle ; No. * Sighs * Yo, watsup guys, my name is R-Dizzle.

Ryan ; Okay, thank you, R-Diz -

R-Dizzle ; Fo-Shizzle-My-Nizzle.

Ryan ; Alright, R-Dizzle Fo -

R-Dizzle ; Off-The-Hizzle.

Ryan ; * Looks confused. * Thank -

R-Dizzle ; Drizzle.

Ryan ; * Breathes *

R-Dizzle ; Y'all just call me R-Dizzle.

Ryan ; Are you done?

R-Dizzle ; You tryin' to rush me, dawg? You think this is some kind of race? You racist, dawg, you racist?

Ryan ; No, I swear, I was just -

R-Dizzle ; No, I'm just playin', go ahead.

Ryan ; Anyway, let's move on to you.

Regina ; Hi, guys, my name is Regina, but, you can call me Regina. I like rainbows, and sunshine, and.. Puppiessssssssssssssssssssssssssss. BUT I don't like it when puppies' noses are wet, cause when it's wet, what is that? Is that boogers.. Or is that water? What is that?

Ryan ; Okay.. Let's move on.

Hanate ; Oh, yo, yo. * Coughs funnily * Aroe, eribadi.

R-Dizzle ; What?

Hanate ; My name is Boob. But yoo can kall me Hanatewakusohiseotadashiteteriyakisuzukihondacivic okaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

Ryan ; Okayy. That's -

R-Dizzle ; Wait, your name is BOOB?

Ryan ; He means ' Bob '.

Hanate ; Yes, that's what I said, BOOB.

Ryan ; No, Baab.

Hanate ; BOOB!

Ryan ; Baaaaaab.

Hanate ; BOOB?

Regina ; Question.

Ryan ; Yes, Regina.

Regina ; If his name is Boob, can I be Re-jai-nah?

R-Dizzle ; That's tight!

Regina ; I know, right?

Ryan ; You can't just change your name!

Regina ; Why not?

R-Dizzle ; Yeah, I don't understand why she can't change her name.

* Continuous rambling. *

Regina ; I can change my name anytime I feel like it, isn't that right?

R-Dizzle ; That's right.

Regina ; Isn't that right?

Hanate ; My name Boob.

* Continuous rambling. *

Ryan ; Okay that's enough! I didn't gather all of you here so you could change your names. You are gonna be R-Dizzle, you are gonna be Regina and you are gonna be Hanate, it's settled. But the real reason why I brought you guys here is to start a series. Maybe bring a gangster into the picture.

* R-Dizzle's thoughts *

Ryan ; Maybe a little ninja.

* Hanate's thoughts *

Ryan ; And a little .. [ Lost at words while Regina makes a funny face ]

* Regina's thoughts *

Rihanna ; I say you ain't gettin' under THIS.

Chris ; Under what?

Rihanna ; Under my umbrella.

Chris ; That's a lamp.

Rihanna ; So what? You think you're some kind of umbrella expert now?

*

Ryan ; Stupid, and combine them all into one, to make a awesome show. What do you guys think?

* R-Dizzle thinks carefully, Regina twirls her hair like a bozo, Hanate looks lost. *

Hanate raises his hand up.

Ryan ; Yes?

Hanate ; My name Boob.

* Whack *

TEEHEE.

Enjoy(:

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